17 - I've never read A Light In The Attic by Shel Silverstein

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
And if I die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my toys to break.
So none of the other kids can use 'em...
Amen.

That's my favorite so far.

I think I'm going to use a few of these for 365 inspiration.